"do nothing for as long as possible"

I do this

totallyeurotrashed.tumblr.com

and this

eurovisiontime.tumblr.com

and also this

ohnojackchick.tumblr.com

hi!

<----here are some other dumb things

  • the internet

    the internet

  • Anonymous said: Weird Al can't be wack! Do you know why they call him Weird Al? It's because he worked at a place with two Al's. The other was black and they called him Normal Al.

    yoisthisracist:

    OK, the people who named Weird Al are not wack.

    Source: yoisthisracist

  • HEY MONTREAL
  • cindycypress:

luv u, campus Conservatives

never forget

    cindycypress:

    luv u, campus Conservatives

    never forget

    Source: cindycypress

  • ugggggggggggggghhhhh badfuckingpuns what did you give meWHAT AM I PUTTING IN MY MOUTHWHY IS IT THIS COLOUR

    ugggggggggggggghhhhh badfuckingpuns what did you give me
    WHAT AM I PUTTING IN MY MOUTH
    WHY IS IT THIS COLOUR

  • "America: Where spelling doesn’t count, people’s pets do."

  • master plan for my interminable to-do list: 5 items crossed off get cashed in for beers with friends, 10 items crossed off get cashed in for beers with friends and the allowance of a marijuana cigarette, 15 items crossed off get cashed in for beers with friends and the allowance of a marijuana cigarette and the initiation of a booty call. AND SO THE CYCLE SHALL REPEAT FROM THE BEGINNING UNTIL I AM A BETTER GROWN UP HUMAN BEING.

  • cooperspooper:

    the greatest scene in television history

    haven’t seen True Blood in years BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO WATCH STONED AT 3AM. YES.


    THANKS HBO/INTERNET 

    Source: cooperspooper

  • sometimes a girl just has to make a choice between ‘attending technically optional meeting at 9am’ and ‘marijuana and zac mckracken and literotica.com in that order’